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NAME: Krystal Baugher CAMPUS: Fort Hays State University PAPER: University Leader I live between a rock and a hard place, well, a train track and a busy intersection, and since they usually keep me up all night I lie in bed contemplating my friends and foes problems. By morning I always have the perfect solution. They rarely listen to me, but I can always say “I told you so” afterwards. My honesty has only gotten me into big trouble once, when I got punched in the forehead for telling a girl to stop spreading her diseases. I guess I deserved it. Kansas has given me plenty of opportunity to be bored out of my skull and with that opportunity plenty of time to experiment with everything I can get my hands on; hippies, lesbians, conservatives, fatties, bulimics, guys with grills-- both on their teeth and in their back yards, religious freaks, freaks in general, and people who watch too much anime. I will just say I’ve had some fun. I will be moving out on my prairie land soon to head off to the big city of Chicago, where I will meet even more weirdos while working on dual-masters’ degrees in Writing and Women and Gender Studies. In my spare time I rock-out lead-vocals in a band called Virgin and the Bandits, we’re new to the music scene, but we still kick ass. Other than that, I drink too much, have sex too much, and talk too much, but I always have the right answers; that is why my advice is Krystal clear. |