Caffeine: 480 milligrams per day.
Pairs of clean underpants in drawer: 14
Oldest pair of underpants: 12 years.
Hard-boiled eggs consumed per day: 6
Cell phone: broken
Number of Ask E. Jean E-mails received each day: 40
Monthly electric bill: $60
Carbon Footprint: small as a New Guinea Highlander’s.
Aches: lower back
Number of years the Ask E. Jean column has
run in Elle Magazine: 16.
Number of years the Ask E. Jean TV show ran on cable
before they cancelled the entire channel: 2
Most plays of an Ask E. Jean video on YouTube: 403,098
Number of hairs falling out of E. Jean’s head daily: 70
Estimated movies in Netflix queue which
E. Jean will be annoyed
she ordered when they arrive: 51
Percentage of day E. Jean spends
putting on her boots, running up and down the hill and
shaking a box of Milk Bones
over her head
because the dogs don’t come when they are called: %11. Percentage of Americans who have bought one of E. Jean’s
four books: .00003%
Magazines which named E. Jean a contributing editor: 4
(Esquire, Outside, Playboy, Elle).
Chance E. Jean would be named “best” anything: 1 in 13,000,000
Times E. Jean actually was named Best True Crime Writer
in America: 1.
(Miss Cheerleader USA, Miss Indiana University, Miss Something
Something, and Queen of Something----will check on this
and get back to ya.)
Miles per gallon E. Jean gets with Prius when keeping
her eye glued to the dashboard computer: 50.3
Dollars paid to the Tuxedo New York Traffic Violations for
reckless driving: $375.00.
Dollars paid to The Warwick, New York Traffic Violations for
reckless driving: $200.
Dollars paid to the states of Alabama and Pennsylvania for miscellaneous driving infractions: $250.
Number of Facebook friends E. Jean has no idea who in the hell they are: 846.
Artist: James Gustavson
Music: Elizabeth Anderson
Design: Shamsi Brinn
Start-up Coding: Chantelle Farmer